Sully sex, cheap wine, and too much TV

Pilot Chesley Sullenberger joked that safely landing a disabled jetliner brought him "rock star sex" in an interview for NBC's People of the Year TV special. Sullenberger’s daughters have not been able to eat since.


Adam Lambert is offering no apology for kissing a male keyboard player and having a dancer simulate oral sex on him during the American Music Awards performance. In related news, Paul Shaffer has invited Lambert to appear on The Tonight Show with David Letterman.


A new study has found that preschoolers in home-based day cares are spending as many as two hours a day in front of a TV. Parents were outraged, as children at home get at least five to eight.


Sober Sam, a start-up designated-driver service in South Jersey, is picking up business due to the holiday rush. The company said it doesn’t see any sign of things slowing down, as Lindsey Lohan has reserved the service for the next three months.


More than 80,000 people have been injured in hot tubs since 1990, according a report by the National Electronic Injury Surveillance System. The report said the main cause injury was getting slapped in the face.


A 13-year-old Brooklyn boy spent 11 days in the New York Subway System. While no one can spot the boy among thousands of hours of security footage, there is ample evidence of a couple making out on the E train.


Too much cleanliness can interfere with the ability of the skin to heal, according to new U.S. medical research, which explains why Amy Winehouse has such a great complexion.


An industry group said that cheap wine could be consumed more in United States, due to economic woes. The affects of this have already been seen in more homeless people drinking out of large boxes.


The United Homeless Organization is an elaborate fraud, according to a complaint filed by New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo. Homeless people were disappointed by the discovery, saying the money should have gone to more worthy causes, like drugs or cheap wine.


Michael Jackson's former personal physician has returned to work, despite the attention and threats. According to his lawyer, Dr. Conrad Murray plans to “attend to patients who have continued to support him,” adding, “by giving them large doses of whatever they want.”


Seven bulls being used on the set of a film starring Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz broke free while shooting in Spain. The bulls were apparently offended when Cruise called them glib.