Sunday, December 6, 2009

Girls Gone Wild, Israel on Facebook, and UFOs

A Florida judge wants to see footage of “Girls Gone Wild” so he can decide on a motion to dismiss a civil suit against its founder. After viewing the videos closely, he will determine which motions to dismiss, and which to watch again and again.


The Israeli Defense Forces plan to use Facebook, Twitter and YouTube to represent Israel independently on the Internet and in other arenas. Palestine “Dislikes” this.


John Mellencamp's 14-year-old son has started a Facebook campaign to get his dad to quit smoking, which Mellencamp promised to do if 1 million people join. In related news, the White House has started its own Facebook campaign to get Vice President Biden to quit talking.


A British Bishop is slamming Christmas carols like, “Away in a Manger,” for trivializing the holiday, and asks, "How can any adult sing this without embarrassment?" The same has been said about David Haselhoff’s album, “Night Rocker.”


Britain’s Ministry of Defense has pulled the plug on its UFO hotline, after 50 years of maintaining the service. While the hotline does get some activity, most calls to report aliens are coming from Los Angeles.


Boston's Public Health Commission has determined that songs by Jamie Foxx and Lady Gaga are the musical equivalent of “junk food,” whereas songs by Madonna are considered “stale food.”


Darpa, the Pentagon’s research agency, is offering $40,000 to anyone who can find 10 red balloons they have placed anywhere in the United States. Richard Heen has contacted local media outlets to help him with the search.


Boise Valley Christian Communion is donating up to $10,000 to help people pay parking tickets. According to the church’s pastor, the gesture is to show that forgives abounds, until your meter runs out.

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