The California Senate is preparing to vote on the nation's first statewide ban on plastic bags. Terrified residents are wondering what they'll use to carry their marijuana in.
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has inaugurated the country's first domestically-built unmanned bomber aircraft, nicknamed the "ambassador of death." The new killing-machine uses Iran's best technology, as well as two double-A batteries and a remote control.
A 60-mile traffic jam on one of China's major national freeways is now entering its 9th day, according to the Chinese media. Upon hearing the news, people in LA were like, "That's it?"
A Muslim woman claims Disney has suspended her without pay for turning down the company's alternatives to her religious headscarf. However, Disney executives argue that mouse ears look good on anyone.
The TSA has started performing "enhanced patdowns" that use a "more aggressive palms-first, slide-down body" technique. While not everyone will receive the patdowns, people can request them for an additional $5.
A British Airways flight accidentally played a message telling passengers they were about to crash. The airline said it will not charge frightened passengers to have their seats reupholstered.
U.S. Customs officials at Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky International Airport confiscated a tombstone with more than 50 pounds of marijuana inside. However, there were only had 40 lbs in it when it was turned over to authorities.
Due to a scarce food supply, Yellowstone's grizzlies are going to be particularly hungry this fall. Due to America's obesity epidemic, not for long.
Philadelphia police have busted a prostitution ring that operated in airport hotels. Hotel managers argued it was just an improvement to room service.
Hundreds of couples dressed as sailors and nurses and kissed in Times Square to re-enact the life magazine photo taken at the end of WW2. New Yorkers passing by said it reminded them of the good old days before Giuliani.
New research out of Taiwan suggests that menstrual cramps may alter women's brains. The research also showed that a man's penis may affect his ability to make rational decisions.
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